Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...