A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...