A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
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“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
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Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
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At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
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Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...