Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...