Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...