Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...