What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...