Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...