Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...