Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Army needs new recruits
|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!