Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...