Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...