Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...