Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...