A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...