Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
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Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
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A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Daylight savings time
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