Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...