Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...