Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.