Murphy said to his daughter
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A game of animal football
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Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
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Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...