Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...