Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Car Acronyms
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A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...