Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!