Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica