If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....