If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...