The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...