football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...