Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...