Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.