There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...