Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.