Coffee Time
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Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
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My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Food one-liners
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