37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....