A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...