What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...