How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.