Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...