Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...