10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
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Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....