Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...