The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....