Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...