Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Must help the wife
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What do Germans use for birth control?
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Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...