Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...