The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
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A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
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Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
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Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...