Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...