Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...