Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...