Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...