Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...