The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...